Is she the one?

[NickFitz]

I'm sure this was largely down to his personality and approach to work, but I worked with someone who claimed at least to have an exceedingly high IQ. He was as much use to the project as a chocolate fireguard.

It's not the size of the IQ that matters, it's what you do with it

[Xenophon]

It's not the size of the IQ that matters, it's what you do with it

[realityhack]

It's alright Baggy - mine may be bigger than yours, but I procrastinate so much I only ever use it in short bursts, so to speak.

[Charles Foster Kane]

Who's boasting I mentioned it once in a post about IQ, where others were posting their results. I don't go around bragging, IQ tests are pretty meaningless. I don't have a massive ego, or look down on people. If that makes me a bad person then so be it. Others on here may have delusions of Grandeur.

I was merely trolling to see who fell into the net and flamed, an IQ test of sorts in itself.

[Churchill]

If you were, you'd already be off sh*gging some young bit of stuff.

Hi chaps, sorry I'm late, I've just got back from shagging some young bit of stuff.

What's going on?

[SallyAnne]

It's okay, I'm soooo bored of him anyway. Sad little twat, who lies about his height!!!!

Can we say twat again?!!

get in

[SallyAnne]

Right....now that I've read everything...

Firstly - this is the best thread I think I have ever read! We must keep it going and all squabbles should be taken here from now on

Secondly - can we please please please never forget that Bagpuss may have a dating site (please let that be true). Oh my god - there might be a photo!!!!! There might be "smooth patter" - oh jesus christ Lucy I will pay you £5000 for the details!! Please!!

Thirdly - with regards to the 2nd point - Bagpuss, you may thnk that Lucy has betrayed you by even mentioning it...but clearly she hasn't. A real betrayal would have been posting the site wouldn't it. She threatened something in a moment of anger. But even at her MOST angry, she still didn't give in to the constant begging from us lot to reveal this site.
I think you may have a true friend there (behind the angry CUK mist)

Fourthly - Lucy...if Bagpuss is pushing your buttons this much (and it has to be said, vice versa too), then you need to ask yourself what the hell is going on with you two?!! Are there some actual feelings here? If so, stop being nobbas and meet up for smooching already!!

Fifthly - god I'm sooooooooooooooo pleased to be back - this is like breathing again!!!

Sixthly - AussieTwat....you are the biggest nob jockey that's been on here for quite some time. Bravo!! Excellent Trolling

[Incognito]

Hi AussieLong.


Yes you should marry her.


My reasoning is this: -

You may be more confident and rich than ever before, but let's be honest...you're not an attractive man are you?

If you were, you'd already be off sh*gging some young bit of stuff.

You clearly dont *truly* love your lass (else you would have already proposed in a wuv-ey duv-ey manor!), so I'm guessing the things that are keeping you with her are: -

- she's nice enough
- you're confortable enough
- you're happy enough
- your life's nice enough

This is good enough I reckon - dont you?

You're probably never going to meet anyone better - and if you do, just leave her?

Nothings ever set in stone - better to just make your lass happy, keep the grief from your door, and just concentrate on the good points (stag do, big party day, bling suit/shoes/cufflinks, very posh honeymoon etc etc)



This thread really reminds me of that Alan Partridge line "I love you...in a way"

That was so poignant I'm going to ask the burd to marry me

[SallyAnne]

That was so poignant I'm going to ask the burd to marry me

Log in as the wrong ID then?

[Incognito]

Log in as the wrong ID then?

Ni, I'm Dave Mac and I'm Scottish, not AussieLong who's Australian. I was reading through. Been in a meeting. Very poignant speech you gave.