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Originally posted by aussielong View PostNo, i'm good looking. A women gave me her number in an RSL club a few weeks ago. I was eating my tucker and i looked up and she was mouthing her number at me. I shrugged and shortly after she left the bloke she was with (turns out, her friend) and came over and gave me her number. She said i made her laugh with a comment i made at the counter. She was fit as a F. I still have her number. I bought a second Sim card so i could phone her without my missus finding out. we exchanged texts but i did not pursue it. I have the sim card in my CDs. i've stashed it in a cassette case.
Don't get me wrong, my missus is a stunner. little italian sex bomb. thing is, its all about play. i've played myself in and i think i can play myself further.
You are a troll and I claim my 5 Billy Goats.
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Originally posted by Xenophon View PostThank you, Captain Sensible Pants.
Mate - you crack me up sometimes! Just properly laughed out loud - getting weird looks now. Ta.Comment
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Now that is what I call a twat. Why bother asking if you should commit to your current lady. You clearly do not want to .... so stop kidding yourself.Originally posted by aussielong View PostNo, i'm good looking. A women gave me her number in an RSL club a few weeks ago. I was eating my tucker and i looked up and she was mouthing her number at me. I shrugged and shortly after she left the bloke she was with (turns out, her friend) and came over and gave me her number. She said i made her laugh with a comment i made at the counter. She was fit as a F. I still have her number. I bought a second Sim card so i could phone her without my missus finding out. we exchanged texts but i did not pursue it. I have the sim card in my CDs. i've stashed it in a cassette case.
Don't get me wrong, my missus is a stunner. little italian sex bomb. thing is, its all about play. i've played myself in and i think i can play myself further.
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Originally posted by realityhack View Post
Mate - you crack me up sometimes! Just properly laughed out loud - getting weird looks now. Ta.
Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Ah. That changes everything. Don't marry her without a cast iron pre-nup. And even then, don't marry her.Originally posted by aussielong View PostNo, i'm good looking. A women gave me her number in an RSL club a few weeks ago... <snip> ...its all about play. i've played myself in and i think i can play myself further.
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zakly, i'm being honest here. i'm not looking for soulful intervention. i'm looking for honesty. dont tell me im the only one here with an agenda.Originally posted by skelm View PostNow that is what I call a twat. Why bother asking if you should commit to your current lady. You clearly do not want to .... so stop kidding yourself.
come on ... lets have an interesting thread...Comment
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If Lucy posts Baggster's dating page, that would be interesting.Originally posted by aussielong View Postcome on ... lets have an interesting thread...

I think it is an interesting thread already - it is going well.Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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WHSOriginally posted by skelm View PostNow that is what I call a twat. Why bother asking if you should commit to your current lady. You clearly do not want to .... so stop kidding yourself.
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Has to be a troll, not even an aussie bloke could be this much of a tw@Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
You are a troll and I claim my 5 Billy Goats.Coffee's for closersComment
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