Is she the one?

[Xenophon]

MM was slagging Lucy off over in the flowers thread...

Thanks NF. Our resident Continuity Editor.

[aussielong]

why clap?

this is the perfect forum to bear ones soul. its anonymous and i expect honest replies. noone has anything to lose, or a rep to maintain. if you blow your rep, you sign up as someone else. i am prepared to be 110% honest. why bother typing otherwise. i can have vapid chat in work.

dont pretend you are 100% honest with your partners. everyone is out for #1 to some degree. even loving someone is self-indulgent because its about how you feel about them, not about how they *are* objectively. (otherwise, post-divorce you would be caring for them in the same way.)

[Xenophon]

Can you bear having to eat the same old cracker every day?

Indeed.

You may think you have a special cracker now, but you don't want to roll over in 3 years time and think, 'hey, I just had a plain old cracker'.

[DimPrawn]

I'd settle for a cracker anyday.

I think cold porridge would be a better analogy.

[Xenophon]

this is the perfect forum to bear ones soul. its anonymous and i expect honest replies.

Strewth, mate. Please don't expect too much honesty. There are some right jokers on here.

[Marina]

work with/for the mafia/hitmen/Yakuza/Jehovahs Witnesses?

I can see most of those might make a guy think twice before two timing the apple of daddy's eye, or getting involved with her in the first place. But what's the problem with Jehovah's Witnesses?

[wobbegong]

I'm am sorry, but you are an utter twat.

If you don't like what's being posted.

IGNORE IT!

Or, do some work. FFS

Painters in luv?

[Xenophon]

I'd settle for a cracker anyday.

I think cold porridge would be a better analogy.

Eddie Murphy used the cracker analogy.

However, yours is strangely more erotic.

[Charles Foster Kane]

I'd settle for a cracker anyday.

I think cold porridge would be a better analogy.

No, how many types of porridge are there. There are loads of different types of cracker, why be stuck with a cheesy Ritz.

[skelm]

why clap?

this is the perfect forum to bear ones soul.

Been in the pub too long??