- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
How embarrassing!
Collapse
X
-
-
-
I just felt for the poor guy who thought he'd won, strode proudly to the front, only to be told he hadn't!Originally posted by Lucy View PostWhat a tosser.Comment
-
Absolutely, I meant the knob giving the award.Originally posted by Moose423956 View PostI just felt for the poor guy who thought he'd won, strode proudly to the front, only to be told he hadn't!Comment
-
Systemic failure. Somebody should been given the responsibility of explaining to him exactly what would be on the piece of paper in the envelope, and what it all meant.Originally posted by Lucy View PostAbsolutely, I meant the knob giving the award.
You can't expect a Culture Minister to be a quick reader, able to immediately grasp the meaning of the amount of text that fits on an A6 sheet
Comment
-
In the same way that someone should've told the Prime Ministers wife not to go to functions with knobs all over her jacket!Originally posted by NickFitz View PostSystemic failure. Somebody should been given the responsibility of explaining to him exactly what would be on the piece of paper in the envelope, and what it all meant.
You can't expect a Culture Minister to be a quick reader, able to immediately grasp the meaning of the amount of text that fits on an A6 sheet
Comment
-
Maybe she reads b3ta?Originally posted by wobbegong View PostIn the same way that someone should've told the Prime Ministers wife not to go to functions with knobs all over her jacket!"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
-
Originally posted by wobbegong View PostIn the same way that someone should've told the Prime Ministers wife not to go to functions with knobs all over her jacket!

Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
-
Unbelievable !Originally posted by wobbegong View PostIn the same way that someone should've told the Prime Ministers wife not to go to functions with knobs all over her jacket!Comment
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- Contractors, are you making any of the five big limited company bank account mistakes of 2026? Today 05:51
- ‘Welcome’ increase in HMRC mileage rates for contractors using their own cars for work Yesterday 05:18
- King’s Speech 2026 including a welcome Late Payments Bill still leaves contractors short May 26 04:42
- Getting a mortgage when you're a contractor. The system wasn't built for you. Is that finally changing? May 22 06:11
- How deepfake AI contractors threaten umbrella company supply chains under JSL May 20 06:31
- Mileage rates review: Will the first AMAP rethink in 15 years benefit contractors? May 19 05:57
- What is a Forward Deployed Engineer (FDE), and are FDE jobs for IT contractors ripe? May 18 04:43
- IT contractor demand lunged towards growth in April 2026 May 13 04:48
- What does PGMOL’s win over HMRC mean for contractors? May 12 07:25
- Contractors eyeing mortgages ‘unrealistic about BoE’s 3.75% hold decision’ May 11 07:50

Comment