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    #11
    Women get annoyed at the funniest things.
    Cooking doesn't get tougher than this.

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      #12
      Originally posted by TheBigYinJames View Post
      Women get annoyed at the funniest things.
      We eat the funniest things too sometimes, like sea food pasta - which includes purple octopi. Yum!

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        #13
        Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
        Welcome back.

        Weight update?
        You just want to hear that I've failed dont you?

        Well....I have and I haven't

        I've got 4 stone off, and kept it that way for about 6 weeks now. I can't seem to loose any more at the minute (stress probably), so I'm concentrating on maintaining it until after the wedding. I'm really proud of myself for what I've achieved (my dress looks stunning compared to what it DID look like! I have a waist now too!) But I wish I'd done more. I'm a size 18 now (down from 26/28) but that's still way too big.

        I want to shift another 2 stone by xmas, and a final 2 by next summer. Ideally. But I'll just take each little goal one at a time - 1st goal is getting through the next 3 weeks maintaining and surviving.


        Anyway....enough of me...what I have missed, and how can I kill this chap opposite? IF YOU'RE READING THIS, USE PLASTIC CUTLERY YOU ****IGN MORON!!

        <breathe>
        The pope is a tard.

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          #14
          Originally posted by Marina View Post
          Congrats on the gig.

          The guy sitting next to me eats a vast bag of vile-smelling crisps every lunchtime, slowly picking them out one by one it seems and making a munch, munch, munch noise like a cow chewing cud.

          I wonder if it would help him eat quicker if I grabbed the bag, stamped on it until the crisps were powder, and then poured this straight down his gullet. Just the crinkly noise of the bag is annoying.


          We're going to get on
          The pope is a tard.

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            #15
            Originally posted by Marina View Post
            Congrats on the gig.

            The guy sitting next to me eats a vast bag of vile-smelling crisps every lunchtime, slowly picking them out one by one it seems and making a munch, munch, munch noise like a cow chewing cud.

            I wonder if it would help him eat quicker if I grabbed the bag, stamped on it until the crisps were powder, and then poured this straight down his gullet. Just the crinkly noise of the bag is annoying.

            Have we met?
            The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

            But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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              #16
              Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
              I want to shift another 2 stone by xmas, and a final 2 by next summer. Ideally. But I'll just take each little goal one at a time - 1st goal is getting through the next 3 weeks maintaining and surviving.
              Congrats, I lost 5 stone a few years ago, my advice on the maintenance is not to get complacent. It creeps back on unless you nip it in the bud.
              Last edited by TheBigYinJames; 2 July 2008, 12:45.
              Cooking doesn't get tougher than this.

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                #17
                Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
                I'm a size 18 now (down from 26/28)
                Bravo!

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                  #18
                  SA you need to do Slimmers World, you can eat like a bastard and still lose weight
                  The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                  But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                    SA you need to do Slimmers World, you can eat like a bastard and still lose weight
                    How do bastards eat?
                    Cooking doesn't get tougher than this.

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                      #20
                      Welcome back and well done on the weight loss front ! Go for long term size 18 !?

                      Main news is Squirrel man has legged it.

                      Main non news is Milan got an extension.

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