Women get annoyed at the funniest things.
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We eat the funniest things too sometimes, like sea food pasta - which includes purple octopi. Yum!Originally posted by TheBigYinJames View PostWomen get annoyed at the funniest things.
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You just want to hear that I've failed dont you?Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostWelcome back.
Weight update?
Well....I have and I haven't
I've got 4 stone off, and kept it that way for about 6 weeks now. I can't seem to loose any more at the minute (stress probably), so I'm concentrating on maintaining it until after the wedding. I'm really proud of myself for what I've achieved (my dress looks stunning compared to what it DID look like! I have a waist now too!) But I wish I'd done more. I'm a size 18 now (down from 26/28) but that's still way too big.
I want to shift another 2 stone by xmas, and a final 2 by next summer. Ideally. But I'll just take each little goal one at a time - 1st goal is getting through the next 3 weeks maintaining and surviving.
Anyway....enough of me...what I have missed, and how can I kill this chap opposite? IF YOU'RE READING THIS, USE PLASTIC CUTLERY YOU ****IGN MORON!!
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Originally posted by Marina View PostCongrats on the gig.
The guy sitting next to me eats a vast bag of vile-smelling crisps every lunchtime, slowly picking them out one by one it seems and making a munch, munch, munch noise like a cow chewing cud.
I wonder if it would help him eat quicker if I grabbed the bag, stamped on it until the crisps were powder, and then poured this straight down his gullet. Just the crinkly noise of the bag is annoying.

We're going to get on
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Originally posted by Marina View PostCongrats on the gig.
The guy sitting next to me eats a vast bag of vile-smelling crisps every lunchtime, slowly picking them out one by one it seems and making a munch, munch, munch noise like a cow chewing cud.
I wonder if it would help him eat quicker if I grabbed the bag, stamped on it until the crisps were powder, and then poured this straight down his gullet. Just the crinkly noise of the bag is annoying.
Have we met?The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Congrats, I lost 5 stone a few years ago, my advice on the maintenance is not to get complacent. It creeps back on unless you nip it in the bud.Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostI want to shift another 2 stone by xmas, and a final 2 by next summer. Ideally. But I'll just take each little goal one at a time - 1st goal is getting through the next 3 weeks maintaining and surviving.Last edited by TheBigYinJames; 2 July 2008, 12:45.Cooking doesn't get tougher than this.Comment
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SA you need to do Slimmers World, you can eat like a bastard and still lose weightThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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How do bastards eat?Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostSA you need to do Slimmers World, you can eat like a bastard and still lose weightCooking doesn't get tougher than this.Comment
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Welcome back and well done on the weight loss front ! Go for long term size 18 !?
Main news is Squirrel man has legged it.
Main non news is Milan got an extension.Comment
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