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    Would you bend over for your boss?

    Would you bend over for your boss?

    Working in a v small firm, staff 10, we all have to muck in. As first in on Monday mornings I have to get the mail off the carpet and arrange it neatly on the boss's desk. At my age its not so easy to get all that stuff off the floor

    Can I offset this in some way ?




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    #2
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Would you bend over for your boss?

    Working in a v small firm, staff 10, we all have to muck in. As first in on Monday mornings I have to get the mail off the carpet and arrange it neatly on the boss's desk. At my age its not so easy to get all that stuff off the floor

    Can I offset this in some way ?





    Is there anything personal among the mail? Any good blackmail material?

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      #3
      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      Is there anything personal among the mail? Any good blackmail material?
      He gets a lot of stuff from 'Caravaning and Camping club' plus lots of brown parcels from 'Gayboys, Faggots and Frots monthly'






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        #4
        Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
        He gets a lot of stuff from 'Caravaning and Camping club' plus lots of brown parcels from 'Gayboys, Faggots and Frots monthly'






        Does it come in brown envelopes? If he is open about it then not really blackmail...

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          #5
          Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
          Would you bend over for your boss?

          Working in a v small firm, staff 10, we all have to muck in. As first in on Monday mornings I have to get the mail off the carpet and arrange it neatly on the boss's desk. At my age its not so easy to get all that stuff off the floor

          Can I offset this in some way ?




          Get in later so someone else has to deal with it.

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            #6
            When I was at uni, a guy who lived in the flat above one of my mates used to get various brown envelopes. One day somebody opened one and left them strewn about the foyer with the name and address showing. They were really hardcore S&M things. It was only then when my mate realised what the constant rythmic knocking was comming from the flat above.
            Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

            I preferred version 1!

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              #7
              Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
              It was only then when my mate realised what the constant rythmic knocking was comming from the flat above.
              He played the drums as well?

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                #8
                Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
                When I was at uni, a guy who lived in the flat above one of my mates used to get various brown envelopes. One day somebody opened one and left them strewn about the foyer with the name and address showing. They were really hardcore S&M things. It was only then when my mate realised what the constant rythmic knocking was comming from the flat above.
                Crucifying your girlfriend is fun.
                "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Lucy View Post
                  He played the drums as well?
                  Not unless he had a really quiet drum kit! It was the sort of knocking where you'd notice it when the telly went quiet. In the end we'd be watching the telly and it became the sort of 'Mr Jizzy is having a w@nk again' comment when the telly went quiet.
                  Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

                  I preferred version 1!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post
                    Crucifying your girlfriend is fun.
                    Crucifying yourself isn't, There's just no way to get that last nail in
                    Confusion is a natural state of being

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