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Would you bend over for your boss?
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Unless you can work miracles.Originally posted by Diver View PostCrucifying yourself isn't, There's just no way to get that last nail in

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You hit the nail on the head there.Originally posted by Diver View PostCrucifying yourself isn't, There's just no way to get that last nail in
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Is that how he did it. Puts an interesting twist on some old storiesOriginally posted by expat View PostUnless you can work miracles.

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The perms at my current gig all had to attend a "how to bend down" course last week [1]. I kid you not.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostWould you bend over for your boss?
Working in a v small firm, staff 10, we all have to muck in. As first in on Monday mornings I have to get the mail off the carpet and arrange it neatly on the boss's desk. At my age its not so easy to get all that stuff off the floor
Can I offset this in some way ?

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[1] as in "it was held one morning/afternoon last week", not "it lasted a week".Comment
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