Would you bend over for your boss?

[tim123]

Would you bend over for your boss?

Working in a v small firm, staff 10, we all have to muck in. As first in on Monday mornings I have to get the mail off the carpet and arrange it neatly on the boss's desk. At my age its not so easy to get all that stuff off the floor

Can I offset this in some way ?

The perms at my current gig all had to attend a "how to bend down" course last week [1]. I kid you not.

tim

[1] as in "it was held one morning/afternoon last week", not "it lasted a week".

[ThomasSoerensen]

Unless you can work miracles.

Is that how he did it. Puts an interesting twist on some old stories

[ThomasSoerensen]

Crucifying yourself isn't, There's just no way to get that last nail in

You hit the nail on the head there.

[expat]

Crucifying yourself isn't, There's just no way to get that last nail in

Unless you can work miracles.

[EternalOptimist]

Crucifying yourself isn't, There's just no way to get that last nail in

Gordo will always come around to hammer you with tacks







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[Diver]

Crucifying your girlfriend is fun.

Crucifying yourself isn't, There's just no way to get that last nail in

[BoredBloke]

He played the drums as well?

Not unless he had a really quiet drum kit! It was the sort of knocking where you'd notice it when the telly went quiet. In the end we'd be watching the telly and it became the sort of 'Mr Jizzy is having a w@nk again' comment when the telly went quiet.

[ThomasSoerensen]

When I was at uni, a guy who lived in the flat above one of my mates used to get various brown envelopes. One day somebody opened one and left them strewn about the foyer with the name and address showing. They were really hardcore S&M things. It was only then when my mate realised what the constant rythmic knocking was comming from the flat above.

Crucifying your girlfriend is fun.

[Lucy]

It was only then when my mate realised what the constant rythmic knocking was comming from the flat above.

He played the drums as well?

[BoredBloke]

When I was at uni, a guy who lived in the flat above one of my mates used to get various brown envelopes. One day somebody opened one and left them strewn about the foyer with the name and address showing. They were really hardcore S&M things. It was only then when my mate realised what the constant rythmic knocking was comming from the flat above.

[Lucy]

Would you bend over for your boss?

Working in a v small firm, staff 10, we all have to muck in. As first in on Monday mornings I have to get the mail off the carpet and arrange it neatly on the boss's desk. At my age its not so easy to get all that stuff off the floor

Can I offset this in some way ?

Get in later so someone else has to deal with it.

[BrilloPad]

He gets a lot of stuff from 'Caravaning and Camping club' plus lots of brown parcels from 'Gayboys, Faggots and Frots monthly'

Does it come in brown envelopes? If he is open about it then not really blackmail...

[EternalOptimist]

Is there anything personal among the mail? Any good blackmail material?

He gets a lot of stuff from 'Caravaning and Camping club' plus lots of brown parcels from 'Gayboys, Faggots and Frots monthly'

[BrilloPad]

Would you bend over for your boss?

Working in a v small firm, staff 10, we all have to muck in. As first in on Monday mornings I have to get the mail off the carpet and arrange it neatly on the boss's desk. At my age its not so easy to get all that stuff off the floor

Can I offset this in some way ?

Is there anything personal among the mail? Any good blackmail material?

[EternalOptimist]

Would you bend over for your boss?

Working in a v small firm, staff 10, we all have to muck in. As first in on Monday mornings I have to get the mail off the carpet and arrange it neatly on the boss's desk. At my age its not so easy to get all that stuff off the floor

Can I offset this in some way ?