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Can't believe it's not butter

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    Can't believe it's not butter

    I can
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

    #2
    I can't believe that you can believe it's not butter.
    The vegetarian option.

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      #3
      I can't believe that you can't believe that he can believe it's not butter
      Confusion is a natural state of being

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        #4
        Originally posted by Diver View Post
        I can't believe that you can't believe that he can believe it's not butter
        I can't etc. etc.
        The vegetarian option.

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          #5
          Couldn't believe Divers recipe for Welsh faggots preferred a knob of butter. Where I come from the faggots prefer a knob of Iron.






          igmc
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            #6
            Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
            Couldn't believe Divers recipe for Welsh faggots preferred a knob of butter. Where I come from the faggots prefer a knob of Iron.

            igmc
            NZ?
            Confusion is a natural state of being

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              #7
              Originally posted by Diver View Post
              NZ?
              Bootle, where the men are real men, the women are real women and those that aren't too sure walk like a real John Wayne holding a pigeons egg between the cheeks of their butt






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                #8
                Originally posted by Diver View Post
                I can't believe that you can't believe that he can believe it's not butter
                I can't believe that there is much extra value in nesting beyond 'I can't believe that you can't believe that he can believe'. Except there is, 'cos I just did so.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                  I can
                  Of course it's butter.

                  Haven't you seen Last Tango in Paris?

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Lucy View Post
                    Of course it's butter.

                    Haven't you seen Last Tango in Paris?
                    Yes, and I can't believe a fat and sweaty Marlon Brando is erotic
                    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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