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Can't believe it's not butter
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But you think he is.. now ?Originally posted by Lucy View PostHe wasn't then.Cooking doesn't get tougher than this.Comment
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So.. definitely skinnier and less sweaty.Originally posted by Lucy View PostHe's dead.
Though probably not less moist.Cooking doesn't get tougher than this.Comment
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And equally probably, considerably smellier.Originally posted by TheBigYinJames View PostSo.. definitely skinnier and less sweaty.
Though probably not less moist.Comment
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and unable to TangoOriginally posted by wobbegong View PostAnd equally probably, considerably smellier.
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But he'd be the same colour as tango, and probably would fizz slightly.Originally posted by Diver View Postand unable to Tango
Cooking doesn't get tougher than this.Comment
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Originally posted by TheBigYinJames View PostBut he'd be the same colour as tango, and probably would fizz slightly.
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Drinkable through a straw too?Originally posted by TheBigYinJames View PostBut he'd be the same colour as tango, and probably would fizz slightly.Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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