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    #11
    Originally posted by Rebecca Loos
    Mmmm - I need proof that you can perform said pelvis thrust
    What proof would you like?
    Autom...Sprow...Canna...Tik banna...Sandwol...But no sera smee

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      #12
      I guess the only proof I can get is witnesses. Got any references?
      Chico, what time is it?

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        #13
        Originally posted by Rebecca Loos
        I guess the only proof I can get is witnesses. Got any references?
        Ask Lucifer Box; he'll vouch for me. He usually watches when I go dogging. And of course, you can always ask DCJ's mum. She knows everyone on this board.
        Autom...Sprow...Canna...Tik banna...Sandwol...But no sera smee

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          #14
          Originally posted by WageSlave
          Ask Lucifer Box; he'll vouch for me. He usually watches when I go dogging. And of course, you can always ask DCJ's mum. She knows everyone on this board.
          I only watch the clock to make sure the invoice is correctly prepared.

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            #15
            Originally posted by Rebecca Loos
            Mmmmh, I think I know what's next:


            Labour to pass stringent anti-flip flops laws

            Tony Blair has revealed a plan to add extra officers on Britain's beaches to nab "dangerous flip flop drivers". An extra £5bn will be made available to police forces in Devon, Cornwall and South Wales to provide extra manpower. Flip-flop cameras will be installed on any car park that is located under 200 yards of a beach and police will have powers to stop the vehicle, impound the vehicle and issue a £350 on-the-spot fine.

            :::

            Additional reporting by Rebecca Loos, Newquay.
            LOL. Excellent Becs - you got the tone of that bang-on, just how they report these stupid initiatives
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              #16
              Originally posted by Lucifer Box
              I only watch the clock to make sure the invoice is correctly prepared.
              Thanks, Lucifer. You're a top pimp
              Autom...Sprow...Canna...Tik banna...Sandwol...But no sera smee

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                #17
                Did you get my PM this morning?

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                  #18
                  Aha WS! you think you are a serious rival in the totally idiotic and pointless threads contest eh? No chance! You will give way to the master!

                  PS What is this amateurish drivel you are peddling about nervous breakdowns??? During my last seven I have never deviated from the view that everything I have ever done has been utterly meaningless crap!
                  Last edited by xoggoth; 10 August 2005, 21:02.
                  bloggoth

                  If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
                  John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Lucifer Box
                    Did you get my PM this morning?
                    I did, thanks. Sorry, just a bit slow checking messages and replying (actually had some work to do yesterday ). Well there's a first time for everything
                    Autom...Sprow...Canna...Tik banna...Sandwol...But no sera smee

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by xoggoth
                      Aha WS! you think you are a serious rival in the totally idiotic and pointless threads contest eh? No chance! You will give way to the master!

                      PS What is this amateurish drivel you are peddling about nervous breakdowns??? During my last seven I have never deviated from the view that everything I have ever done has been utterly meaningless crap!
                      What do you mean, pointless? I was concerned for the safety of my fellow posters. Shoes are dangerous. Stop this menace before it spreads
                      Autom...Sprow...Canna...Tik banna...Sandwol...But no sera smee

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