Wishing Churchill best of luck for July 5th

[Diver]

Oi Brillo, a gentleman never tells.

Diver, thanks for the support.

Ah! a Gentleman!

So sharpening/cutting your thumbnails diagonally to a sharp point for eye gouging isn't an option then?


PS. 7 coats of clear nail varnish and pepper under the nails

[Churchill]

Ah! a Gentleman!

So sharpening/cutting your thumbnails diagonally to a sharp point for eye gouging isn't an option then?


PS. 7 coats of clear nail varnish and pepper under the nails

Tape and gloves to avoid lasting damage to my knuckles is the preferred option.

We hit more with our fore-arms and elbows.

But hey, I know where you're coming from.
(Judging by the info, do you have friends in a certain unit near bournemouth?)

[tay]

ooooh goodee! Is this when you 2 start warbling on about you saved western civilisation by being told to shine your shoes every day?

[Diver]

ooooh goodee! Is this when you 2 start warbling on about you saved western civilisation by being told to shine your shoes every day?

The fallout from that French Nuke; really did drift across NZ didn't it.
Caused at least one Mutant that I'm aware of

[cojak]

Come back in one piece, puppy.

..and hit him harder than he hits you.

[Diver]

Come back in one piece, puppy.

..and hit him harder than he hits you.

My sentiments exactly, but remember, it's not how hard you strike, it's where it lands

[BrilloPad]

My sentiments exactly, but remember, it's not how hard you strike, it's where it lands

Prefrably somewhere soft? With a yank that would be between the ears...

[Diver]

Prefrably somewhere soft? With a yank that would be between the ears...

[Xenophon]

All the best with this, Churchill. Sounds full on.

Hit him somewhere squishy.

[Sockpuppet]

Is this like a live version of Whack-a-mole?