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Previously on "Wishing Churchill best of luck for July 5th"
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostOk, there are certain points that can be gained for making contact with vulnerable parts of the body. "Strike Points" - These strike points are heavily padded.
The contest continues until a combatant either can't continue or has been judged to have received enough blows to the "Strike Points" to have effectively disabled him.
There are various techniques that one can utilise that don't trigger a judgement but can still injure your opponent.
Francko, that is how it works, it is a judgement made on your skill and ability. No hard and fast rules.
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Originally posted by tay View PostI would never question your credibility oh mighty ginger ninja! I just want to learn the ways that have made you mighty and powerful! I too want to buy a penis extension car, brag about my latest gf and tell everyone how much of a mighty warrior I am. I am just envious oh mighty ginger ninja, please carry on impressing us all with your mightiness.
Dont be angry with me.. I dont want you do a drive by ninjaring in your panis extension car. As you ahve already told me.. I would never see you coming.. or was it that Ibwouldnt feel a thing? I forget. But either way.. very ninja!
I am upset you miss Lucy so much, but she is due back any day now (or is she.....?) so you will be ok again.
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostI gave you chance to question my credibility, you backed down.
I learned a very useful word from an Irish friend. The word was "Gobsh!te." Sums you up nicely my little NZ chum.
Dont be angry with me.. I dont want you do a drive by ninjaring in your panis extension car. As you ahve already told me.. I would never see you coming.. or was it that Ibwouldnt feel a thing? I forget. But either way.. very ninja!
I am upset you miss Lucy so much, but she is due back any day now (or is she.....?) so you will be ok again.
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Originally posted by tay View PostYou are easily impressed oh mighty ginger ninja.....
But dont let me stop you warbling on how fantastic you are... tell us more secrets on the way of the ginger ninja.
I learned a very useful word from an Irish friend. The word was "Gobsh!te." Sums you up nicely my little NZ chum.
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Originally posted by zeitghostNot forgetting
This message is hidden because tay is on your ignore list.
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Originally posted by Diver View PostThere are TEN ways to immediately disable your opponent.
Throat
Eyes
Nose
DO The nasty, with a cSharp implement
Nose
Eyes
Throat
igmc
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Originally posted by tay View PostYou have watched far to many kung fu films.
As for your bet, nah.... it is way more fun to make fun of you and your amazing fighting skills and penis extension car.
Tell us more about your ninja skills! You call yourself the ginger ninja? Rhymes nicely!
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostOk, there are certain points that can be gained for making contact with vulnerable parts of the body. "Strike Points" - These strike points are heavily padded.
The contest continues until a combatant either can't continue or has been judged to have received enough blows to the "Strike Points" to have effectively disabled him.
There are various techniques that one can utilise that don't trigger a judgement but can still injure your opponent.
Francko, that is how it works, it is a judgement made on your skill and ability. No hard and fast rules.
As for your bet, nah.... it is way more fun to make fun of you and your amazing fighting skills and penis extension car.
Tell us more about your ninja skills! You call yourself the ginger ninja? Rhymes nicely!
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There are TEN ways to immediately disable your opponent.
Throat
Eyes
Nose
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Originally posted by Francko View PostNot really but I still have some doubts how you can make a fair competition of Krav Maga. Did it turn up as a rough boxing match or just a wrestling attempt? You can't practice with the proper techniques (hitting vulnerable parts and so on) so I am confused at how competitions can be handled.
The contest continues until a combatant either can't continue or has been judged to have received enough blows to the "Strike Points" to have effectively disabled him.
There are various techniques that one can utilise that don't trigger a judgement but can still injure your opponent.
Francko, that is how it works, it is a judgement made on your skill and ability. No hard and fast rules.
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Originally posted by Francko View PostNot really but I still have some doubts how you can make a fair competition of Krav Maga. Did it turn up as a rough boxing match or just a wrestling attempt? You can't practice with the proper techniques (hitting vulnerable parts and so on) so I am confused at how competitions can be handled.
I imagine that bouts quickly end up as a wrestling matches on the floor, but who knows.
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Originally posted by Diver View PostAny of you guys actually care what Tay thinks?
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