How to remove Tay from a carpet

[Charles Foster Kane]

My landlady had some new carpets fitted yesterday. Lovely gold colour. When she was putting the furniture back, she didn't notice that stuck to the foot of a cabinet she was dragging into place was a blue-faced Tay. So there is now a lovely brown line across the brand new carpet in the lounge.

When I saw it I had a real job not pissing myself, because Tay bangs on at me all the time about not wearing shoes in the house and cleaning up after myself. Oh, the irony!

Can anyone recommend a method of removing the aforementioned skid mark?

[EternalOptimist]

My landlady had some new carpets fitted yesterday. Lovely gold colour. When she was putting the furniture back, she didn't notice that stuck to the foot of a cabinet she was dragging into place was a blue-faced Tay. So there is now a lovely brown line across the brand new carpet in the lounge.

When I saw it I had a real job not pissing myself, because Tay bangs on at me all the time about not wearing shoes in the house and cleaning up after myself. Oh, the irony!

Can anyone recommend a method of removing the aforementioned skid mark?

Yes, thank you for your question. Tays are best removed by the use of sarcasm, irony and sublety, in extreme skid mark circumstances, insults can be the best method. On no account defend anyone of a female disposition or you will find Tays following you around all day, and the sh 1 te can become unbearable

[sasguru]

Trying watching a rugby final on TV. The Tay will choke and can then be scraped off the carpet with a spade.

[Xenophon]

On no account defend anyone of a female disposition or you will find Tays following you around all day, and the sh 1 te can become unbearable

[Zippy]

On no account defend anyone of a female disposition or you will find Tays following you around all day, and the sh 1 te can become unbearable

There are women on here?

[SueEllen]

There are women on here?

[Diver]

There are women on here?

Don't even go there!

I don't think I could handle another Fembot invasion

[SueEllen]

Don't even go there!

I don't think I could handle another Fembot invasion

[Lucy]

Speaking of Tay, we haven't seen him or daviejones or baggy today...

[Diver]