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NickFitz replied

27 June 2008, 15:58
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

Didn't he say he was off to Wimbledon today?

The Common, probably - his ASBO banned him from Hampstead Heath
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cailin maith replied

27 June 2008, 15:54
Didn't he say he was off to Wimbledon today?
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SueEllen replied

27 June 2008, 15:35
Originally posted by Diver View Post

Tay is off getting in touch with his feminine side I think

He was on Question Time yesterday night.
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NickFitz replied

27 June 2008, 14:52
Originally posted by Lucy View Post

Speaking of Tay, we haven't seen him or daviejones or baggy today...

Win!
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Moose423956 replied

27 June 2008, 13:44
Originally posted by Diver View Post

Tay is off getting in touch with his feminine side I think

Maybe he's being carpeted by his project manager.

IGMC
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Diver replied

27 June 2008, 12:16
Originally posted by Lucy View Post

Speaking of Tay, we haven't seen him or daviejones or baggy today...

Tay is off getting in touch with his feminine side I think
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Diver replied

27 June 2008, 12:14
Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
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Lucy replied

27 June 2008, 12:13
Speaking of Tay, we haven't seen him or daviejones or baggy today...
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SueEllen replied

27 June 2008, 11:47
Originally posted by Diver View Post

Don't even go there!

I don't think I could handle another Fembot invasion
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Diver replied

27 June 2008, 11:37
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

There are women on here?

Don't even go there!

I don't think I could handle another Fembot invasion
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SueEllen replied

27 June 2008, 11:34
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

There are women on here?
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Zippy replied

27 June 2008, 10:52
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

On no account defend anyone of a female disposition or you will find Tays following you around all day, and the sh 1 te can become unbearable

There are women on here?
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Xenophon replied

27 June 2008, 10:39
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

On no account defend anyone of a female disposition or you will find Tays following you around all day, and the sh 1 te can become unbearable
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sasguru replied

27 June 2008, 10:35
Trying watching a rugby final on TV. The Tay will choke and can then be scraped off the carpet with a spade.
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EternalOptimist replied

27 June 2008, 10:34
Originally posted by Charles Foster Kane View Post

My landlady had some new carpets fitted yesterday. Lovely gold colour. When she was putting the furniture back, she didn't notice that stuck to the foot of a cabinet she was dragging into place was a blue-faced Tay. So there is now a lovely brown line across the brand new carpet in the lounge.

When I saw it I had a real job not pissing myself, because Tay bangs on at me all the time about not wearing shoes in the house and cleaning up after myself. Oh, the irony!

Can anyone recommend a method of removing the aforementioned skid mark?

Yes, thank you for your question. Tays are best removed by the use of sarcasm, irony and sublety, in extreme skid mark circumstances, insults can be the best method. On no account defend anyone of a female disposition or you will find Tays following you around all day, and the sh 1 te can become unbearable
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