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You are the hoff and I claim my 5 turbo boosts!Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post -
They should do a British version, with the voice of Parker from Thunderbirds.Originally posted by DiscoStu View PostCooking doesn't get tougher than this.Comment
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fantastic Hoff merchandise:Originally posted by oracleslave View PostYou are the hoff and I claim my 5 turbo boosts!
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/13/19...2e2fcc554d.jpg - Hoff soap dispenser, let the hoff release himself into your hand.
And do not look at this : http://claytoncounts.com/neato/hasselhoff.gifCooking doesn't get tougher than this.Comment
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Originally posted by TheBigYinJames View Postlet the hoff release himself into your hand.
Brilliant!
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Originally posted by TheBigYinJames View PostThey should do a British version, with the voice of Parker from Thunderbirds.





Can the voices be downloaded and installed?
A Parker version would sell like hot cakes.How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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I think a "Lady P" version would sell better!Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post





Can the voices be downloaded and installed?
A Parker version would sell like hot cakes.
God I love it when she treats me like a bitch!Comment
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostI think a "Lady P" version would sell better!
God I love it when she treats me like a bitch!



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There was a kid a secondary school who painted his bike black and put a red lcd light on it. He used to talk to his bike in lessons via his watch.
You are that kid!The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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I doubt it was a red LCD...Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostThere was a kid a secondary school who painted his bike black and put a red lcd light on it. He used to talk to his bike in lessons via his watch.
You are that kid!
It might just've been an LED...
I bet the boy knew the difference.
So the kid had an imagination and you were then as now an anally retentive twat. Did you enjoy bullying him just so you could be like the big kids?Comment
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