Mock me all you like

[DiscoStu]

But I want one!

[oracleslave]

But I want one!

You are the hoff and I claim my 5 turbo boosts!

[TheBigYinJames]

But I want one!

They should do a British version, with the voice of Parker from Thunderbirds.

[TheBigYinJames]

You are the hoff and I claim my 5 turbo boosts!

fantastic Hoff merchandise:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/13/19...2e2fcc554d.jpg - Hoff soap dispenser, let the hoff release himself into your hand.

And do not look at this : http://claytoncounts.com/neato/hasselhoff.gif

[oracleslave]

let the hoff release himself into your hand.

Brilliant!

[HairyArsedBloke]

They should do a British version, with the voice of Parker from Thunderbirds.

Can the voices be downloaded and installed?

A Parker version would sell like hot cakes.

[Churchill]

Can the voices be downloaded and installed?

A Parker version would sell like hot cakes.

I think a "Lady P" version would sell better!

God I love it when she treats me like a bitch!

[Lucy]

I think a "Lady P" version would sell better!

God I love it when she treats me like a bitch!

[Bagpuss]

There was a kid a secondary school who painted his bike black and put a red lcd light on it. He used to talk to his bike in lessons via his watch.

You are that kid!

[Churchill]

There was a kid a secondary school who painted his bike black and put a red lcd light on it. He used to talk to his bike in lessons via his watch.

You are that kid!

I doubt it was a red LCD...

It might just've been an LED...

I bet the boy knew the difference.

So the kid had an imagination and you were then as now an anally retentive twat. Did you enjoy bullying him just so you could be like the big kids?