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Originally posted by VectraMan View PostIf you can use your eyes to see which way the sensor flies off, use your eyes to see which way the record is turning. My answer saves the cost and time of developing the sensor; your answer would have effort spent on something pointless. Who gets the job?Comment
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Originally posted by tay View PostIf it spind fast enough it might trick your eyes. And you didnt use the sensor as told to! YOU ARE FIRED.. OR NOT HIRED... you know what I mean.
P.S. Or with you, come to that. I'd always be clearing up your messesComment
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Originally posted by Marina View PostPhew, thank God for that. I wouldn't want to work for you anyway
P.S. Or with you, come to that. I'd always be clearing up your messesComment
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Originally posted by tay View PostWell I will bear that in mind next time I am hiring people to analyse spinning black and white disks....Comment
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Originally posted by Marina View PostExactly! The question implies the sensor is used as it's name suggests, otherwise what's the point of mentioning it. You may as well bung a piece of chewing gum on the record!
And if it's part of the setup but stuck on the record, you'd need at least one other sensor to monitor it, or some pattern off the record for it to scan, which isn't part of the problem description.
Tay, lateral thinking is no use if it's completely irrelevant and off the wall.
The former is a contractor; the latter is a permy.Comment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostIt makes more sense to hire somebody who can explain that your problem description is, itself, flawed and that a simpler solution is easily achievable, rather than somebody who simply does what they're told and doesn't bother trying to look beyond the narrow constraints that may be overcomplicating the problem.
The former is a contractor; the latter is a permy.Comment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostIt makes more sense to hire somebody who can explain that your problem description is, itself, flawed and that a simpler solution is easily achievable, rather than somebody who simply does what they're told and doesn't bother trying to look beyond the narrow constraints that may be overcomplicating the problem.
The former is a contractor; the latter is a permy.
If it was me I think I'd hire the person that offered the automated and low cost option.Will work inside IR35. Or for food.Comment
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Originally posted by VectraMan View PostIf it was me I think I'd hire the person that offered the automated and low cost option.
Eitehr way, my first question would have been.. and how exactly is this to do with the DB/Website.client app yuo want me to write? It's a sure fire permie question, not something contractors would get asked, unless it was for a PM or BA position.Cooking doesn't get tougher than this.Comment
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.NET don't bother!
Learn how to create a login on SQL Server, call yourself a DBA so you can sit on your fat ar*e all day, blocking others requests to do anything useful, and getting a better rate.
Cynical - DBA's driving me mad today.Comment
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