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    #11
    Pie > Cake

    HTH
    "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

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      #12
      Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
      You get called up by a luser and summoned to their desk.

      You trudge along to be greeted with:

      "Hi! I'm so glad you came. I really want to say 'Thank You' for what you've done and so I've brought in a cake for you."

      You open the box and (to your utter astonishment) it contains just what you would like.

      Which is?
      To wake up from the dream asap?

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        #13
        Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
        You get called up by a luser and summoned to their desk.

        You trudge along to be greeted with:

        "Hi! I'm so glad you came. I really want to say 'Thank You' for what you've done and so I've brought in a cake for you."

        You open the box and (to your utter astonishment) it contains just what you would like.

        Which is?
        to know what they really want from me.

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          #14
          Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
          I'll have a slice of that too!
          Ever tried making it? I can recommend this "microwave method" - it's pretty quick and the results are outstanding
          Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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            #15
            The key to CM's heart.


            Realityhack

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              #16
              Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
              Ever tried making it? I can recommend this "microwave method" - it's pretty quick and the results are outstanding
              Yeeeeuuuuummmmmmm!!!! Guess what I will be doing at the weekend


              Originally posted by tay View Post
              The key to CM's heart.


              Realityhack
              Oi - you, back in your box!
              Bazza gets caught
              Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

              CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                #17
                Originally posted by tay View Post
                The key to CM's heart.


                Realityhack
                She has a heart?

                There have been some changes around here.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
                  She has a heart?

                  There have been some changes around here.
                  Not since you stole it sweetie


                  I'm glad you are back!!!
                  Bazza gets caught
                  Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                  CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                    "Oops. Silly me. I seem to have brought the wrong box in. This is the left over curry from last night. Sorry, but would a box of chicken tikka massalla, a couple of pakoras and a bunch of rather tasty-looking onion bhajis be of any use to you?"
                    You appear to have left the samosas at home

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                      Yeeeeuuuuummmmmmm!!!! Guess what I will be doing at the weekend
                      Spending quality time with some banana's, a tub of cream and some toffee?
                      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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