And love is not an easy thing...

[EternalOptimist]

Who's to say where the wind will take you, who's to say what it is that will break you...

Did I waste it, not so much I couldn't taste it..

who's to say where breaking wind will take you, did I waste it, No, I almost tasted it

Maltloaf 2008

[Lucy]

Don't. You'll set me off.

Sorry Moose

I am getting a bit teary watching Mary Queen of Shops, she's in Manchester at HT Burts, where I know my grandfather used to go - he's been dead 30 years!

[Moose423956]

Sorry Moose

It's okay, it's our wedding anniversary today, so I'm feeling a bit maudling. I'll be fine after a few more chocolate biscuits.

[Lucy]

It's okay, it's our wedding anniversary today, so I'm feeling a bit maudling. I'll be fine after a few more chocolate biscuits.

Wheat

[Moose423956]

Wheat

The chocolate's the important bit.

[Lucy]

The chocolate's the important bit.

Then just eat the chocolate, eg: I only eat the top off of a jaffa cake.

[Sockpuppet]

Then just eat the chocolate, eg: I only eat the top off of a jaffa cake.

That technically makes it a luxury. I'll be having my VAT please.

Hector.

[Lucy]

That technically makes it a luxury. I'll be having my VAT please.

Hector.

I don't do it often.

[Jog On]

who's to say where breaking wind will take you, did I waste it, No, I almost tasted it

Maltloaf 2008

You took the words right out of my mouth..

[Bagpuss]

You took the words right out of my mouth..

it must have been when you were kissing him