Reply to: And love is not an easy thing...

[Lucy]

I'm no angel, but please don't think that I can't cry
And I hope that you trust this heart behind my tired eyes.

[Lucy]

I want you, I need you, but there ain't no way I'm ever gonna love you.

Now don't feel sad, 'coz two out of three ain't bad!

Bagpuss - In "Hell hath no fury..." mode!

Now I am confused.

[Churchill]

Lucy we can talk all night
But that ain't getting us nowhere
I told you everything I possibly can
Theres nothing left inside of here
And Lucy you can cry all night
But that'll never change the way that I feel
The snow is really piling up outside
I wish you wouldnt make me leave here

I poured it on and I poured it out
I tried to show you just how much I care
I'm tired of words and Im too hoarse to shout
But you've been cold to me so long
I'm crying icicles instead of tears

And all I can do is keep on telling you
I want you
I need you
But -- there ain't no way I'm ever gonna love you
Now don't be sad
cause two out of three ain't bad
Now don't be sad
cause two out of three ain't bad

You'll never find your gold on a sandy beach
You'll never drill for oil on a city street
I know you're looking for a ruby in a mountain of rocks
But there ain't no coupe de ville hiding at the bottom of a cracker jack box

I can't lie
I can't tell you that I'm something I'm not
No matter how I try
I'll never be able
To give you something
Something that I just haven't got

There's only one girl that I will ever love
And that was so many years ago
And though I know I'll never get her out of my heart
She never loved me back
Ooh I know
I remember how she left me on a stormy night
She kissed me and got out of our bed
And though I pleaded and I begged her not to walk out that door
She packed her bags and turned right away

And she kept on telling me
She kept on telling me
She kept on telling me
I want you
I need you
But there ain't no way I'm ever gonna love you
Now don't be sad
cause two out of three ain't bad
I want you
I need you
But there ain't no way I'm ever gonna love you
Now don't be sad
cause two out of three ain't bad
Don't be sad
cause two out of three ain't bad

Lucy we can talk all night
But that ain't getting us nowhere...


Bagpuss - In "Hell hath no fury..." mode!

[Jog On]

it must have been when you were kissing him

Like a bat out of hell Ill be gone when the morning comes!!!

[Bagpuss]

You took the words right out of my mouth..

it must have been when you were kissing him

[Jog On]

who's to say where breaking wind will take you, did I waste it, No, I almost tasted it

Maltloaf 2008

You took the words right out of my mouth..

[Lucy]

That technically makes it a luxury. I'll be having my VAT please.

Hector.

I don't do it often.

[Sockpuppet]

Then just eat the chocolate, eg: I only eat the top off of a jaffa cake.

That technically makes it a luxury. I'll be having my VAT please.

Hector.

[Lucy]

The chocolate's the important bit.

Then just eat the chocolate, eg: I only eat the top off of a jaffa cake.

[Moose423956]

Wheat

The chocolate's the important bit.

[Lucy]

It's okay, it's our wedding anniversary today, so I'm feeling a bit maudling. I'll be fine after a few more chocolate biscuits.

Wheat

[Moose423956]

Sorry Moose

It's okay, it's our wedding anniversary today, so I'm feeling a bit maudling. I'll be fine after a few more chocolate biscuits.

[Lucy]

Don't. You'll set me off.

Sorry Moose

I am getting a bit teary watching Mary Queen of Shops, she's in Manchester at HT Burts, where I know my grandfather used to go - he's been dead 30 years!

[EternalOptimist]

Who's to say where the wind will take you, who's to say what it is that will break you...

Did I waste it, not so much I couldn't taste it..

who's to say where breaking wind will take you, did I waste it, No, I almost tasted it

Maltloaf 2008

[beaker]

I'm not, it's a beautiful song (sung by a gormless twat)

The opposite of "gormless" is not "gorm". Just thought I'd share that.