Unlike some of you guys I'm not much of a party animal but I couldn't pass up an opportunity to meet the forums very own gay icon. Seeing as I'm working near Moorgate I'll go for Dirty Dicks as well.
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Hey Tay,Originally posted by tay View Post
When the one near my house is ahead.
if you you go along, how do we recognise you ? Do you have a broken nose or some other distinguishing feature ?
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostHey Tay,
if you you go along, how do we recognise you ? Do you have a broken nose or some other distinguishing feature ?

He was born with his nose upside down, which means everytime it rains he almost drownsThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostHe was born with his nose upside down, which means everytime it rains he almost drowns
If it didn't hurt so much, laughing would be funny.Comment
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Turn up after CM's third pint - he will have by thenOriginally posted by EternalOptimist View PostHey Tay,
if you you go along, how do we recognise you ? Do you have a broken nose or some other distinguishing feature ?

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she drinks pintsOriginally posted by NickFitz View PostTurn up after CM's third pint - he will have by then

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I have broken my nose playing rugby twice actually, but it is not crooked. My thumb is crooked from where I broke it though, so look at out for a guy with a bent thumb.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostHey Tay,
if you you go along, how do we recognise you ? Do you have a broken nose or some other distinguishing feature ?

Nice of you to ask EO, what defects do you have?Comment
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well just me and quazimodo entered a beauty contest and I came thirdOriginally posted by tay View Post
Nice of you to ask EO, what defects do you have?
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By 3 pints she would already be begging for some tay luvvin.Originally posted by NickFitz View PostTurn up after CM's third pint - he will have by then
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postwell just me and quazimodo entered a beauty contest and I came third

Bet that gave you the hump.....
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