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It's not eyeliner that gets the girls

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    #11
    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    George Formby was a womaniser, and he was ugly, maybe it was his talent with the hairy banjo that swung things.
    Oi Clippy, your thoughts?

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      #12
      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
      Oi Clippy, your thoughts?
      I can't deny that being a musician sure helps when you're an ugly fat bastard. The hit rate has diminished in recent years since I'm not touring or on the telly very much anymore.
      Me, me, me...

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        #13
        Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
        Most women want excitement and unpredictability but also stability, which requires a Jekyll and Hyde personality.

        Or two lovers
        You must be about 12 to have these kind of theories, well emotionally 12 probably.

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          #14
          Originally posted by Lucy View Post
          You must be about 12 to have these kind of theories, well emotionally 12 probably.
          Ageist
          The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

          But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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            #15
            Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
            Ageist
            twat

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              #16
              Originally posted by Lucy View Post
              twat
              Pregnant Fishist
              The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

              But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                #17
                Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                Pregnant Fishist
                Is that something to do with the fish picture?

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