Reply to: It's not eyeliner that gets the girls

[Lucy]

Pregnant Fishist

Is that something to do with the fish picture?

[Bagpuss]

twat

Pregnant Fishist

[Lucy]

Ageist

twat

[Bagpuss]

You must be about 12 to have these kind of theories, well emotionally 12 probably.

Ageist

[Lucy]

Most women want excitement and unpredictability but also stability, which requires a Jekyll and Hyde personality.

Or two lovers

You must be about 12 to have these kind of theories, well emotionally 12 probably.

[Cliphead]

Oi Clippy, your thoughts?

I can't deny that being a musician sure helps when you're an ugly fat bastard. The hit rate has diminished in recent years since I'm not touring or on the telly very much anymore.

[Churchill]

George Formby was a womaniser, and he was ugly, maybe it was his talent with the hairy banjo that swung things.

Oi Clippy, your thoughts?

[Bagpuss]

George Formby was a womaniser, and he was ugly, maybe it was his talent with the hairy banjo that swung things.

[daviejones]

Well, I have shagged hundreds of women, all before my 30th birthday and I got them by being ginger...women love a ginger apparently

I even had one on webcam and watched her play the hairy banjo

And...eyliner is NOT makeup!

[Sockpuppet]

So ditch the makeup men, and just be yourself, a complete and utter self centered, devious bastard.

There's plenty of women that can attest that I am this. Still not much luck though.

[Bagpuss]

Only two?

Xeno.

Anyway, with all his conquests I reckon Xeno is really DiscoStu... In drag!

I wasn't talking about virtual lovers

[TimberWolf]

They want the nasty boys genes and the nice boy for a husband.

[Churchill]

Most women want excitement and unpredictability but also stability, which requires a Jekyll and Hyde personality.

Or two lovers

Only two?

Xeno.

Anyway, with all his conquests I reckon Xeno is really DiscoStu... In drag!

[Bagpuss]

Most women want excitement and unpredictability but also stability, which requires a Jekyll and Hyde personality.

Or two lovers

[Churchill]

That's bollocks, you get the girls by being a nice guy - that and the judicious use of rohypnol...

(I in no way endorse the use of "being a nice guy"!)