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Oi! Zeity, get orf my land!

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    Oi! Zeity, get orf my land!

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...op-circle.html



    I don't want to see this in my back garden thanks.

    #2
    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...op-circle.html



    I don't want to see this in my back garden thanks.
    I have strange circles in my back garden. One of them is definitely caused by the kids' trampoline killing the grass last summer. The rest i put down to dog pee.
    Cooking doesn't get tougher than this.

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      #3
      This is the work of aliens. Well, the circles are crap, but did you notice all the straight parallel lines? One is right on the edge of the circle! Coincidence? I think not. This is the work of aliens, or a man outstanding in his field.

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        #4
        Originally posted by TheBigYinJames View Post
        I have strange circles in my back garden. One of them is definitely caused by the kids' trampoline killing the grass last summer. The rest i put down to dog pee.
        Ah, but Alien dog pee!

        The vegetarian option.

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          #5
          Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
          This is the work of aliens. Well, the circles are crap, but did you notice all the straight parallel lines? One is right on the edge of the circle! Coincidence? I think not. This is the work of aliens, or a man outstanding in his field.
          Yes, I said crap.

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            #6
            Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
            Yes, I said crap.
            cock.

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              #7
              Originally posted by TheBigYinJames View Post
              I have strange circles in my back garden. One of them is definitely caused by the kids' trampoline killing the grass last summer. The rest i put down to dog pee.
              bitch

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                #8
                Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
                cock.
                Cockerel crap?

                That's just chicken tulip.
                My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Pinto View Post
                  bitch
                  Nah she does it in the bathroom.
                  Cooking doesn't get tougher than this.

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