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Previously on "Oi! Zeity, get orf my land!"

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  • TheBigYinJames
    replied
    Originally posted by Pinto View Post
    bitch
    Nah she does it in the bathroom.

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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    cock.
    Cockerel crap?

    That's just chicken tulip.

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  • Pinto
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    Originally posted by TheBigYinJames View Post
    I have strange circles in my back garden. One of them is definitely caused by the kids' trampoline killing the grass last summer. The rest i put down to dog pee.
    bitch

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    Yes, I said crap.
    cock.

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    This is the work of aliens. Well, the circles are crap, but did you notice all the straight parallel lines? One is right on the edge of the circle! Coincidence? I think not. This is the work of aliens, or a man outstanding in his field.
    Yes, I said crap.

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  • wobbegong
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    Originally posted by TheBigYinJames View Post
    I have strange circles in my back garden. One of them is definitely caused by the kids' trampoline killing the grass last summer. The rest i put down to dog pee.
    Ah, but Alien dog pee!

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  • TimberWolf
    replied
    This is the work of aliens. Well, the circles are crap, but did you notice all the straight parallel lines? One is right on the edge of the circle! Coincidence? I think not. This is the work of aliens, or a man outstanding in his field.

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  • TheBigYinJames
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...op-circle.html



    I don't want to see this in my back garden thanks.
    I have strange circles in my back garden. One of them is definitely caused by the kids' trampoline killing the grass last summer. The rest i put down to dog pee.

    Leave a comment:


  • DimPrawn
    started a topic Oi! Zeity, get orf my land!

    Oi! Zeity, get orf my land!

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...op-circle.html



    I don't want to see this in my back garden thanks.

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