Why are they all so goddam beautiful?
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Aren't their eyes too close together though?Originally posted by Moose423956 View PostWhy are they all so goddam beautiful? -
Natural selection – they made the ugly ones stay in Wales when the Ancient Britons evacuated when the Romans came.How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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and they can lay tarmacOriginally posted by Moose423956 View PostWhy are they all so goddam beautiful?Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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[QUOTE=HairyArsedBloke;556946]Natural selection – they made the ugly ones stay in Wales.[/QUOTE]

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Sometimes inbreeding works?Originally posted by Moose423956 View PostWhy are they all so goddam beautiful?"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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but you run the risk of deformaties cropping up like disformed limbs, extra fingers or even ginger kids. It's not worth it.Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostSometimes inbreeding works?Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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try http://www.birdsireland.com/pages/to...and_lakes.html
Our first stop will be at Lough Owel. This shallow lake attracts thousands of waterbirds, including Pochard and Tufted Duck as well as large numbers of Coots, and is suitable for the surface-feeding species such as Shoveler, Wigeon, Teal and possibly Gadwall.
Though I can usually spot many coots at clientco.Comment
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