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    #11
    Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
    Sometimes inbreeding works?
    Macclesfield?
    Guy Fawkes - "The last man to enter Parliament with honourable intentions."

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      #12
      Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
      but you run the risk of deformaties cropping up like disformed limbs, extra fingers or even ginger kids. It's not worth it.
      That would explain "Daniel O'Donnell" then.

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        #13
        Originally posted by Churchill View Post
        That would explain "Daniel O'Donnell" then.
        Nothing explains Daniel O'Donnell. I think he was a result of a genetic experiment rather than siblings who shag!
        Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

        I preferred version 1!

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          #14
          Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
          Nothing explains Daniel O'Donnell. I think he was a result of a genetic experiment rather than siblings who shag!
          I reckon it's a case of parallel development, they "developed" Daniel O'Donnell and we produced "Cliff Richard".

          I thought they'd lost the plans but apparently the Scousers had nicked 'em and "Sonia Evans" was the result of their evil machinations!!!
          Last edited by Churchill; 12 June 2008, 12:59.

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            #15
            Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
            but you run the risk of deformaties cropping up like disformed limbs, extra fingers or even ginger kids. It's not worth it.
            [for the redist comment quoted]

            At least they won't be English.... phew!

            [/for the redist comment quoted]


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              #16
              Originally posted by Churchill View Post
              That would explain "Daniel O'Donnell" then.
              Taken from his own website:

              I'm delighted to welcome you to the original Daniel O'Donnell website. I felt that when Buckingham Palace got their own internet presence that I needed to have one as well. I hope that you will take some time to look through what we have included and that you will find it informative.
              He wouldn't be arrogant at all then?

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                #17
                Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
                Taken from his own website:



                He wouldn't be arrogant at all then?
                Ah but sure, he's a lovely boy!

                You will You will You will You will You will You will You will You will You will You will You will You will You will You will You will You will You will You will You will You will You will You will You will You will You will You will You will You will You will You will

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by beeker View Post
                  [for the redist comment quoted]

                  At least they won't be English.... phew!

                  [/for the redist comment quoted]


                  Yes you are quite right - it is only by not inbreeding that you become English.

                  Actually both my brothers have ginger hair - we don't let them out much, infact the lock on the cellar door rusted (no pun intended!) shut many years ago.
                  Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

                  I preferred version 1!

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                    #19
                    [QUOTE=tay;556967]
                    Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
                    Natural selection – they made the ugly ones stay in Wales.[/QUOTE]



                    Move to Manchester
                    Piss off
                    Bazza gets caught
                    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
                      Natural selection – they made the ugly ones stay in Wales when the Ancient Britons evacuated when the Romans came.
                      Less taking the piss out of the Welsh, We do a good enough job on our own.

                      Plus you slept with Ruth Madoc - I claim my 5 litres of Unleaded
                      Throw them to the lions - WC2 5.4

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