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Yeah, no great writers have ever come from the north, while London has Jeffrey ArcherThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.” -
I feel sorry for those living at the South Pole. Every other fooker on the planet is a bloody Northerner!Comment
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostI feel sorry for those living at the South Pole. Every other fooker on the planet is a bloody Northerner!
Doesn't that depend which way you are looking?The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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No, at the South pole, everthing is North.Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostDoesn't that depend which way you are looking?Comment
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Typical daft Northern question.Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostDoesn't that depend which way you are looking?Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostTypical daft Northern question.

As someone who could have an argument in a phone box you should move there and claim superiority over everyoneThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Oi! I've got one of those!Originally posted by Sausage Surprise View PostFar too many manbags on show down south. Says it all really.
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You'll need somewhere to put your moisturiser and hair straighteners I suppose.Originally posted by Churchill View PostOi! I've got one of those!
(My wallet is too small...)
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