Northerners

[Bagpuss]

Here we go... don't you just love a bit of mindless tribalism.

Woo - North! South! West! East! Up! Down! Them! Us!

Give me a break.

The North south divide only exists in the head of some southerners. Ones looking for an excuse for living in an overpopualted dump.

[sasguru]

Get off my land Southerners!

You were kicked off north by my ancestors because you were weak.
Now stop waving your gnarled stick ineffectually from over the fence.

[TimberWolf]

I can trace my family tree before William the Conqueror, how many southerners can say that?

5% ?

Get off my land Southerners!

It would be impressive if all your ancestors could be traced to before William the Conqueror. Otherwise you're just a foreigner with some original parts.

[Churchill]

You were kicked off north by my ancestors because you were weak.
Now stop waving your gnarled stick ineffectually from over the fence.

Why? Is it turning you on?

[sasguru]

Why? Is it turning you on?

No I can barely see it.

[Churchill]

No I can barely see it.

I told you too much w4nking would make you blind!

[sasguru]

I told you too much w4nking would make you blind!

winking

[Churchill]

winking

Sat corrected!

[Bagpuss]

Everyone living in the south was born in the south or their parents were, erm no hang on that's not true is it? Darn does not compute, the South must be full of twats too. That can't be right?

How long does a family tree have to reside in the south for one not to be a twat?

Answers on a postcode to:

Pointless arguments about a small Island
PO Box 999
Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells
Twatshire

[sasguru]

Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells
Twatshire

DOn't be too hard on yourself.