Camp Bed Recommendations

[Alf W]

For a camp bed, I'd recommend a duvet with a pink flowery cover, a big teddy (no disrespect Alf W), and frilly pillow cases.

P.S. Oh and don't forget the bowl of extra-strength condoms and a popper bottle on the bedside table.

He's called Trevor and he's a dog!

[Lucy]

I'm sick!

[RichardCranium]

Now, how can I get in touch with Denny?.....

Log out and log in again?

[NickFitz]

I need to find a woman first!

Now, how can I get in touch with Denny?.....

Email yourself?

[BrilloPad]

I'm sick!

You are still georgeous even with pneumonia

[RichardCranium]

You are still georgeous even with pneumonia

"georgeous"?

Boy George?

George Best?

"georgeous
The state of being extremely hungover and tired, particularly on Monday mornings following a weekend full of shows."

Oops! A Google image search for "georgeous" is not appropriate in the workplace.

Time to log off and go back to my machine...

[FiveTimes]

Nice trolling

Time for me to jog on to the next thread

[Churchill]

I'm sick!

You can say that again!

I am still recovering from the shock of you finding a woman that will share your bed to begin with.

Yeah, if he was looking for a bloke you would've volunteered.

Btw, are you HAB in drag?

[Bear]

Hail to the mighty Troll!

How about a pink throw on it to make it more camp? (shameslessly snatched joke from Bear).

I shall be over later to collect the royalty cheque.

[BrilloPad]

Nice trolling

Time for me to jog on to the next thread

Were you ever a headline writer for the sun?