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    #1

    Only in Wales...

    More so, only on my street.

    Woke up this morning to see a police vans had blocked off the road. The usual crime scene tape everywhere.

    Spoke to the officer outside my house who explained what had happened.

    It was, wait for it........

    A ride by stoning

    A young man was hit in the head by a stone thrown from a chicken chaser motor bike. (I know Wales is behind the rest of the UK but I mean a bloody stone!)
    Throw them to the lions - WC2 5.4
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    #2
    Originally posted by wc2 View Post
    More so, only on my street.

    Woke up this morning to see a police vans had blocked off the road. The usual crime scene tape everywhere.

    Spoke to the officer outside my house who explained what had happened.

    It was, wait for it........

    A ride by stoning

    A young man was hit in the head by a stone thrown from a chicken chaser motor bike. (I know Wales is behind the rest of the UK but I mean a bloody stone!)
    "The miscreants are believed to have made their getaway in a stolen coracle" said a Police spokesman

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      #3
      Originally posted by wc2 View Post
      More so, only on my street.

      Woke up this morning to see a police vans had blocked off the road. The usual crime scene tape everywhere.

      Spoke to the officer outside my house who explained what had happened.

      It was, wait for it........

      A ride by stoning

      A young man was hit in the head by a stone thrown from a chicken chaser motor bike. (I know Wales is behind the rest of the UK but I mean a bloody stone!)
      chicken chaser?

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        #4
        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        chicken chaser?
        Moped. Do keep up.
        The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave

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          #5
          Originally posted by EqualOpportunities View Post
          Moped. Do keep up.
          So it had a number plate? I thought it might have been one of those unlicensed mini-motorbikes.

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            #6
            All I said to my wife was: "That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah."
            How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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              #7
              Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
              All I said to my wife was: "That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah."
              So it was a religiously motivated attack was it? Are they big on religion in Wales?

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                #8
                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                So it had a number plate? I thought it might have been one of those unlicensed mini-motorbikes.
                Dunno - I was trying to see and some berk threw a stone at me.
                The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave

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                  #9
                  Stop it. No one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by moorfield View Post
                    Stop it. No one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle.
                    ...even if they do say Jehovah! AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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