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"We were at home in the kitchen and we had the TV going, and when the word came down suddenly Brad got on his knees in front of me. And I said, 'What are you doing?'
Not very bright these gay actors, eh?Cooking doesn't get tougher than this. -
He's just jealoius cos he's not getting an invite
"Our contact list has, like, 3,500 names, so we have to whittle it down and I don't know if William Shatner is going to make the cut.""Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Well, he is Jewish, and Canadian...Originally posted by DaveB View PostHe's just jealoius cos he's not getting an invite
"Our contact list has, like, 3,500 names, so we have to whittle it down and I don't know if William Shatner is going to make the cut."Comment
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Have you still got your squid ring though?Originally posted by zeitghostOi vey!
Mr Nimoy is too...
And I've got a big nose...
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If you've had a squid's ring them you're braver ( and weirder ) than I thoughtOriginally posted by zeitghostThat's for me to know
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Depends how well you know the squid I supposeOriginally posted by zeitghostIs that possible?
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Are Nimoy and Shatner both Jewish ?
I really didn't know that.
/not seriousOf all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
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