Thank you Dawn

[wc2]

Surely that wouldnt work, because the smoker will also age a year, once a year.

A better idea would be to raise the minimum age allowed to buy ciggies by a year, every year.

The year is 2037.

Customer: A packet of 20 smokes please

Shopkeeper: Certainly Sir that will be £29,995.65 Have you got some ID Sir

Customer: I've got my pension book

Shopkeeper: Sorry Sir, You have to be 67 to buy smokes these days.

You'd have old tramps standing outside shops offering to buy smokes for those young whipper snap 50 something’s.

[PRC1964]

Just a thought, how hard is tobacco to grow?

I sense a new plan B.

Smoke PRC's they're tax free !

[EternalOptimist]

Easier than skunk... so I understand.

Growing your own tobacco was quite popular in the 50s, but apparently it tastes absolutely horrid.

Its true. Tobacco is very unpalatable. The only way it can be smoked if if the natives spit on the leaves whilst they are shredding them. The strands are then rolled between the firm pert perspiring breasts of young nubiles, to form the perfect woodbine. Damn fine people those redskins.

[BrilloPad]

Surely that wouldnt work, because the smoker will also age a year, once a year.

A better idea would be to raise the minimum age allowed to buy ciggies by a year, every year.

I think we are proposing the same thing!

[BrilloPad]

Are you trying to be funny, or is that a serious suggestion?

If the latter, you're being as idiotic as Dim Prawnerolo.

It is a proposal for debate. Is it not possible to float ideas here? Or is everything just subjected to ritual abuse?

I often think sasguru's view of the cuk forum is quite correct.

[BrilloPad]

The year is 2037.

Customer: A packet of 20 smokes please

Shopkeeper: Certainly Sir that will be £29,995.65 Have you got some ID Sir

Customer: I've got my pension book

Shopkeeper: Sorry Sir, You have to be 67 to buy smokes these days.

You'd have old tramps standing outside shops offering to buy smokes for those young whipper snap 50 something’s.

And then 1 day smoking will be illegal. sorted...

[Pondlife]

The year is 2037.

Customer: A packet of 20 smokes please

Shopkeeper: Certainly Sir that will be £29,995.65 Have you got some ID Sir

Customer: I've got my pension book

Shopkeeper: Sorry Sir, You have to be 67 to buy smokes these days.

You'd have old tramps standing outside shops offering to buy smokes for those young whipper snap 50 something’s.

Who do you reckon will be getting a state pension aged < 67 in 2037?

Not bloody likely.

[EternalOptimist]

I think we are proposing the same thing!

I'm wasted here

[Churchill]

I'm wasted here

You should lay off the booze for a while!

[EternalOptimist]

You should lay off the booze for a while!

no I meant..

aw forget it