Solution to global warming

[xoggoth]

Having extensively considered the problem for more than 5 minutes it is clear that if we did not have oxygen we would not have CO2 and therefore would not have global warming.

We never had the problem before Lavoisier discovered Oxygen.

I trust I will have the support of right thinkers on this board in my campaign to bring back Phlogiston.

[Francko]

Sounds very sensible. Alternatively if we could eat as much oxygen as possible perhaps eventually this won't be available anymore.

[snaw]

What about us left thinkers?

[EternalOptimist]

dont be so ridiculous
we need oxgen to breathe. The obvious solution is to ban carbon

£1k fines and three penalty points for anyone who burns the toast

[hyperD]

Farting Emissions tax as well.

Discounts for women, big increases for vegans and bean nibblers.

P.S Xoggoth - liked your renewal annecdote - very funny. Looking forward to some more.

[threaded]

My solution to global warming

My solution to global warming is to execute all the scientists and tree huggers who keep going on about global warming.

That way the problem will cease to exist.

HTH

[Clownio]

solution for global warming.

Why don't they break open all the old fridges & freezers that are thrown away and release whatever it is that makes them cold into the atmosphere.

Hey bingo - a cure for global warming.

Now onto the Arab Israeli conflict...

Back in a mo !

[TwoWolves]

Build giant nuclear reactors to power gas distillation plants to remove all the carbon from the atmosphere. Then bury it where we found it.

Then fire the nuclear waste in a rocket onto the dark side of the moon.

Alternatively.

All kill ourselves. Eventually the earth will reforest and replenish the atmosphere.

Alternatively.

Start a major war in the middle east, send all the Jews back to the chosen land and await the messiah.

Hang on a minute....

[AlfredJPruffock]

Having extensively considered the problem for more than 5 minutes it is clear that if we did not have oxygen we would not have CO2 and therefore would not have global warming.

We never had the problem before Lavoisier discovered Oxygen.

I trust I will have the support of right thinkers on this board in my campaign to bring back Phlogiston.

Brilliant Xogogth.

Could I interest you in a Government Lobbying role with Pruffock Portfolllio Management Consultants?

Salary consumerate with gullabilty.

[xoggoth]

That the first time one of my things has come back after being dead so long. Ta alf. Note that this one and many other pieces of tulipe old and new are now at xoggoth.org