Don't try this at home...

[zeitghost]

http://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin1993-04.html

Possibly NSFW, but it's text...

Yet another little wrinkle I have no desire whatever to try...

[gadgetman]

Gulp

[oracleslave]

I thought one had to remove oneself from the gene pool completely in order to qualify for a darwin award. He just had a hard time for 3 days.

[Tensai]

I particularl liked the Goole "context-sensitive ad"that appears next to the story when I read it...

"Rock Hard Erections 2.0 - Replace Your Prescription With Europe's Top Selling Formula!"

[BlasterBates]

...after a 3 day erection

not forget most of his fingers (or is it now "her") and legs, anyway he still has his head.

[Moose423956]

I thought one had to remove oneself from the gene pool completely in order to qualify for a darwin award. He just had a hard time for 3 days.

His willy fell off, so he can't procreate, hence no longer part of the gene pool.

HTH

[hyperD]

Of the 3 methods of castration, i.e. nuts, nuts & penis, or penis only, the last was regarded as the most cruel, since the urge remains but there's absolutely nothing that can be done about it...

You forgot marriage.

[DiscoStu]

You forgot marriage.

[Marina]

Of the 3 methods of castration, i.e. nuts, nuts & penis, or penis only, the last was regarded as the most cruel, since the urge remains but there's absolutely nothing that can be done about it...

Guys have a prostrate gland though don't they?

Let's not get too technical, but I thought tickling that would do the job if the worst came to the worst.

[Moose423956]

Guys have a prostrate gland though don't they?

Let's not get too technical, but I thought tickling that would do the job if the worst came to the worst.

If you want to tickle my prostate gland, you're welcome to try. I believe it's best done with the tongue.