At a previous place I worked there was a guy in the office who joined a dating site and then told everybody about it. A couple of the gems he put in his advert was that he was bi-curious and that he liked snowballs!
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Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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How to get women to pay to date you.
Setup your own dating website. Charge £50 a go.
Write to all the men and reject them, refund their money.
Keep the money of all the women and then date them all yourself.Comment
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From my bartending days at Butlins it is an advocaat based drink. Well poncyComment
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Trust me on this one, you DON'T want to know !!!!!!Originally posted by Ardesco View PostHow did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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"We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - AesopComment
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1. advocaat, lemonade and lime juice together.Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
2. There was a reference to a 2nd type in the film clerks. just don't go there!Comment
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