Dont go round calling people baldy

[BrilloPad]

II kings 2 23:25

"From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some youths came out of the town and jeered at him. 'Go on up, you baldhead!' they said. 'Go on up, you baldhead!' He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the LORD. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths. And he went on to Mount Carmel and from there returned to Samaria."

About time this was bought back.

[EternalOptimist]

or fatty

Deuteronomy 32:15
But Jeshurun waxed fat, and kicked: thou art waxen fat, thou art grown thick, thou art covered with fatness; then two big bears came out of the woods and mauled them.

[Ardesco]

Cool!! Does that mean that I, being balding and overweight, will soon have my own ninja bear protection squad free of charge?

Or have I got to go waste one morning a week in a church to get them? (Not sure I can be bothered if I do)

[EternalOptimist]

or a p1sshead

Genesis 9:24
When Noah awoke from his wine and found out what his youngest son had done to him, the LORD sent two bears out of the ark to maul him

[TimberWolf]

or fatty

Deuteronomy 32:15
But Jeshurun waxed fat, and kicked: thou art waxen fat, thou art grown thick, thou art covered with fatness; then two big bears came out of the woods and mauled them.

You just made that up!

[BrilloPad]

You just made that up!

Someone on CUK lied!

I shall never trust any of you again....

[EternalOptimist]

You just made that up!

Acts 14:13:2

And Timberwolf doubted the WORD. So the LORD sent two bears, who shi tteth in the woods, to maul him

[TimberWolf]

Acts 14:13:2

And Timberwolf doubted the WORD. So the LORD sent two bears, who shi tteth in the woods, to maul him

Bears tulipteth not in the woods for they art Gods devine creation and those proclaiming bears tulipteth in the woods bear false witness. Where art said tulipteth and was it heard?

[Churchill]

Bears tulipteth not in the woods for they art Gods devine creation and those proclaiming bears tulipteth in the woods bear false witness. Where art said tulipteth and was it heard?

Surely 'tis the Pope what tulipteth in the woods!