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Previously on "Dont go round calling people baldy"

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    Bears tulipteth not in the woods for they art Gods devine creation and those proclaiming bears tulipteth in the woods bear false witness. Where art said tulipteth and was it heard?
    Surely 'tis the Pope what tulipteth in the woods!

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Acts 14:13:2

    And Timberwolf doubted the WORD. So the LORD sent two bears, who shi tteth in the woods, to maul him
    Bears tulipteth not in the woods for they art Gods devine creation and those proclaiming bears tulipteth in the woods bear false witness. Where art said tulipteth and was it heard?

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    You just made that up!
    Acts 14:13:2

    And Timberwolf doubted the WORD. So the LORD sent two bears, who shi tteth in the woods, to maul him





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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    You just made that up!
    Someone on CUK lied!

    I shall never trust any of you again....

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    or fatty

    Deuteronomy 32:15
    But Jeshurun waxed fat, and kicked: thou art waxen fat, thou art grown thick, thou art covered with fatness; then two big bears came out of the woods and mauled them.
    You just made that up!

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  • EternalOptimist
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    or a p1sshead

    Genesis 9:24
    When Noah awoke from his wine and found out what his youngest son had done to him, the LORD sent two bears out of the ark to maul him






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  • Ardesco
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    Cool!! Does that mean that I, being balding and overweight, will soon have my own ninja bear protection squad free of charge?

    Or have I got to go waste one morning a week in a church to get them? (Not sure I can be bothered if I do)

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  • EternalOptimist
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    or fatty

    Deuteronomy 32:15
    But Jeshurun waxed fat, and kicked: thou art waxen fat, thou art grown thick, thou art covered with fatness; then two big bears came out of the woods and mauled them.





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  • BrilloPad
    started a topic Dont go round calling people baldy

    Dont go round calling people baldy

    II kings 2 23:25

    "From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some youths came out of the town and jeered at him. 'Go on up, you baldhead!' they said. 'Go on up, you baldhead!' He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the LORD. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths. And he went on to Mount Carmel and from there returned to Samaria."

    About time this was bought back.
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