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Somebody, put me out of my misery.....
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He's kinda the perfect permie really.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostYou accepted the job just a couple of months ago

All they do is moan. They won't quit their jobs though. Just keep moaning until they are pushed.Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.Comment
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But why moan on contractor board - apart from giving us a good laugh?Originally posted by miffy View PostHe's kinda the perfect permie really.
All they do is moan. They won't quit their jobs though. Just keep moaning until they are pushed.
Perhaps if we all pushed him at the same time...Comment
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The mind boggles.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostBut why moan on contractor board - apart from giving us a good laugh?
Perhaps if we all pushed him at the same time...
I'm still not convinced he's real. The only thing I am convinced about is that I won't go back to permie land anytime soon. So I am thankful for his reminder of how carp things really are as a resident permie.
Cheers Wilmslow!
<<canned laughter>>Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.Comment
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The exploits seem to incredible to be true. If not real - then someone has a very intricate imagination. Hats off to them! Mind you, my son is like that (imagination not Wilmslow) and I think he has asberbgers.Originally posted by miffy View PostThe mind boggles.
I'm still not convinced he's real. The only thing I am convinced about is that I won't go back to permie land anytime soon. So I am thankful for his reminder of how carp things really are as a resident permie.
Cheers Wilmslow!
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Yup, he'd implode!Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostBut why moan on contractor board - apart from giving us a good laugh?
Perhaps if we all pushed him at the same time...Comment
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Think yourself lucky wilmslow, where I used to work a number of people were told to come in on a bank holiday....only to be told they were being made redundant and sent home again
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I think you are giving Wilmslow's creator ideas for the next twist in the story.Originally posted by bobsyouruncle View PostThink yourself lucky wilmslow, where I used to work a number of people were told to come in on a bank holiday....only to be told they were being made redundant and sent home again
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Towards the end of my time as a permie I was given a glossy A4 lever arch file with specially printed section dividers for my Personal Development Plan.Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post1. Doing objectives for PDR.
I only ever put one phrase in it viz "Stop gibbering when coding in SAS".Comment
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