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Chico - have you been on an Alpha booster course this weekend or has someone recently tilted your faith somewhat?
Are these sudden postings all part of your religious therapy?
I think he bought a booster pack for the Christian trading card game over the weekend and found the ultra rare foil "Joseph of Aramathea" card*. He is newly inspired on his mission to put all and sundry off Christianity for ever. That's the irony of the work of Satan you see. His agents don't know they're agents.
God : Thou hast forsaken My Church!
Homer : Uh, kind-of ... b-but ...
God : But what?
Homer : I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?
God : [pause] Hmm ... You've got a point there.
I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one.
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