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EternalOptimist replied

1 August 2005, 10:00
funniest one ever

Homer - stop fighting kids

Marge - but Homie they're arguing over who loves you the most

Homer - mm thats nice

Lisa - biff YOU love him the most

Bart - Biff NO YOU love him the most
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Homer Simpson replied

1 August 2005, 07:56
God : Thou hast forsaken My Church!
Homer : Uh, kind-of ... b-but ...
God : But what?
Homer : I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?
God : [pause] Hmm ... You've got a point there.
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Lucifer Box replied

1 August 2005, 07:52
Originally posted by hyperD

Chico - have you been on an Alpha booster course this weekend or has someone recently tilted your faith somewhat?

Are these sudden postings all part of your religious therapy?

I think he bought a booster pack for the Christian trading card game over the weekend and found the ultra rare foil "Joseph of Aramathea" card*. He is newly inspired on his mission to put all and sundry off Christianity for ever. That's the irony of the work of Satan you see. His agents don't know they're agents.

* With thanks to The Simpsons.
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hyperD started a topic Chico - virtually spreading the word...

1 August 2005, 07:46
Chico - virtually spreading the word...

Chico - have you been on an Alpha booster course this weekend or has someone recently tilted your faith somewhat?

Are these sudden postings all part of your religious therapy?
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