People who wear freebie vendors polo shirts at work

[Advocate]

Nothing wrong with vomiting, just try to get some horizontal momentum to the chunder stream to avoid your attire, even if it is a vendor's shirt!

[Ardesco]

Nothing wrong with vomiting, just try to get some horizontal momentum to the chunder stream to avoid your attire, even if it is a vendor's shirt!

Given enough drinks it is quite difficult to work out if you are horizontal, or vertical......

[BrilloPad]

I take it this means that wearing the company polyester tie is out?

[oracleslave]

I take it this means that wearing the company polyester tie is out?

Nothing wrong with wearing your limited company's tie surely?

[DiscoStu]

Nothing wrong with wearing your limited company's tie surely?

There is if it's made of polyester.

[BA to the Stars]

Nothing wrong with wearing your limited company's tie surely?

My limited company's tie is made of silk. I leave polyester to client co.'s

[BrilloPad]

Nothing wrong with wearing your limited company's tie surely?

The one embossed with "I am considerably richer than you"?

[Advocate]

The one embossed with "I am considerably richer than you"?

Yeeow

[BrilloPad]

Yeeow

I suppose permie baiting should be banned. But whenever permies ask me for change I always say "sorry - nothing less than a fifty". Cracks me up every time.

[DiscoStu]

I suppose permie baiting should be banned. But whenever permies ask me for change I always say "sorry - nothing less than a fifty". Cracks me up every time.

Krugerrand