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You mean you never been to a Eurovision party?"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR -
There's too many countries in the final. Need to trim it down to 10 . At least the UK would get 43 points!McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."Comment
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As in http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...=puddle+jumperOriginally posted by Alf W View PostI didn't realise we had so many 'puddle jumpers' on this forum. Watching the Eurovision Song Contest indeed!
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Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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gf had it on TV - I could not be bothered to go in the other room. I spent most of my time posting.Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostOption 3
Eurovision is camp as xmas.
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Wogan is quite funny...Comment
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Gratner prediction; That the next European war will begin over a badly judged Eurovision win (0.85).It's my opinion and I'm entitled to it. www.areyoupopular.mobiComment
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http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en...e+Search&meta=Originally posted by oraclesmith View PostGratner prediction; That the next European war will begin over a badly judged Eurovision win (0.85).
Did you mean: Gartner predictionComment
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Much as it pains me to admit it, if it wasn't for the americans then they'd all be marching around in jackboots and lederhosen.Originally posted by Sausage Surprise View Postthe voting was an absolute farce...they seem to forget that if it wasn't for us they'd all be marching around in jackboots and lederhosen
Yes, they feathered their own nest in the process, but you do have to acknowledge that Britain would not have been able to do it on their own.Comment
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They took a bloody long term to join in.Originally posted by Gonzo View PostMuch as it pains me to admit it, if it wasn't for the americans then they'd all be marching around in jackboots and lederhosen.
Yes, they feathered their own nest in the process, but you do have to acknowledge that Britain would not have been able to do it on their own."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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If Britain had joined Germany we could have taken America together.Originally posted by SueEllen View PostThey took a bloody long term to join in.
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