Eurovision

[Badger]

That's dia-follicle

[Gonzo]

I'm not sure what all the fuss about the Swedish entry was about earlier.

Her ribcage was the same width as her hips.

Which is never a good sign.

Unless that was the point.

EDIT: I have just looked her up, apparently she is younger than I am.

My word I am ageing well.

[tay]

The Ukraine chick is hawt.. I would vote for her. But I wont.

[Badger]

What tay said.

[Cliphead]

Should I turn on the telly or stick with my own choice of music?

[BrilloPad]

The Ukraine chick is hawt.. I would vote for her. But I wont.

I do hope no-one here is going to vote

[Gonzo]

I do hope no-one here is going to vote

Of course, I have put up with this crap for two hours now so I was bound to participate.

I voted for Bosnia, Mrs Gonzo voted for Iceland.

I voted for Finland when they won two years ago but I am not usually that good at influencing the result.

[Gonzo]

There was a time when we could at least count on Portugal and Malta for some votes, now it would appear that we have no friends left in Europe.

I blame Blair's warmongering.

[G8_Summit]

What a f*****g farce. Looks like Wogan won't be "commentating" any more.

[Cliphead]

What a f*****g farce. Looks like Wogan won't be "commentating" any more.

Why, what did I miss?