SQL Server Guru!!!!!!!!!!1

[DiscoStu]

That stuff is dangerous - nowhere does it say that you iron it under the hem!!!

Oh dear

[El_Diablo]

Quite possibly. Instead of stitching it could be that seam tape that you iron over.

Hmmm I am not aware of this new invention. I shall question Mrs Diablo on it.

[DiscoStu]

Stu I have no idea how trousers work! You are veering off-topic. Although I do know a good forum for that.

However THIS topic on a COMPUTER forum is discussing DATABASES!!!

In that context a database join is when two tables make love to each other.

At least that is how I picture it but I am only up to chapter 7.

I'm sorry, you seem to have mistaken this for a computer forum. This is the GENERAL forum where we talk about Doom, Boom, Buy To Lets and shower screens.

For a sensible answer you should try the TECHNICAL forum where we talk about nerd stuff.

HTH

[Pinto]

In that context a database join is when two tables make love to each other.

Make sure they're not incestuous. Could result in cartesian offspring.

[El_Diablo]

Stu I have no idea how trousers work! You are veering off-topic. Although I do know a good forum for that.

However THIS topic on a COMPUTER forum is discussing DATABASES!!!

In that context a database join is when two tables make love to each other.

At least that is how I picture it because I'm only 7.

You're a bit young to have a fetish about making love with tables aren't you?

Strange...very strange.

[Lucy]

I still have all of the SQL DBA course materials from about four years ago, but I doubt it would be any use to you...

[Pinto]

Hmmm I am not aware of this new invention. I shall question Mrs Diablo on it.

It doesn't work.

[cailin maith]

It doesn't work.



oh bollocks. Give it a go, maybe simpler than stitching.

Nah - I have tried it - now I keep my hems up with brown parcel tape inbetween trips to the dressmakers.... it even goes in the washer...

[Pinto]

Nah - I have tried it - now I keep my hems up with brown parcel tape inbetween trips to the dressmakers.... it even goes in the washer...

I buy my dresses off the shelf and they always fit without alterations. Anyway let's keep on topic. This thread is about trousers.

[lilelvis2000]

Guru series...and that's all Im gonna say. Im not gonna give you the ISBN or anything like that. Just get on to the jungle and look up SQL GURU.