Question (2)

[Sockpuppet]

Laugh and you are going to hell

Me and most of the office here are booking our handbaskets now.

[KevinS]

I started laughing as soon as I saw the headline!!

[snaw]

Hot down here.

[Sockpuppet]

it appeared the dog made a mistake

That line tickled me a lot.

[daviejones]

I allmost choked on my coffee.....funniest thing I have read in ages...

[KathyWoolfe]

I'm going to tell my future mum-in-law (she's blind and has a guide dog) about this as I'm sure she'll fall about laughing

[malvolio]

Chap is spotted wandering around Marks and Spencers with a white sick and a chihuahua on a lead. An assistant stops him and points out that pets are not allowed in the store. "He's not a pet, he's me guide dog" the man protested. "Come off it," said the assistant "Guide Dogs are thing like labradors and Alsatians". The man replies, "Well what have they given me then?"....

[Advocate]

First class ticket and a window seat please...

[Marina]

Chap is spotted wandering around Marks and Spencers with a white sick and a chihuahua on a lead. An assistant stops him and points out that pets are not allowed in the store. "He's not a pet, he's me guide dog" the man protested. "Come off it," said the assistant "Guide Dogs are thing like labradors and Alsatians". The man replies, "Well what have they given me then?"....

LOL, good one.

But seriously, what makes a good guide dog? What's to prevent one using a dobermann or bull terrier? I mean why do they always seem to be boring labrador type dogs?

[oracleslave]

LOL, good one.

But seriously, what makes a good guide dog? What's to prevent one using a dobermann or bull terrier? I mean why do they always seem to be boring labrador type dogs?

Just a guess but I would have thought for a visually impaired person, "boring labrador" is preferable to a calf chewing bull terrier most of the time.

I think I just walked into that