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no you haven't"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain -
mike yarwood did a v. good Arthur Scarghill.Originally posted by Jog On View PostNo idea - heard it last night
my favourite - 'For those of you who say they can see through me, let me make myself perfectly clear'(\__/)
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Clearly you didn't go to a poly in Siberia, where you I majored in the Socratic tradition with advanced micro and macro economics to a level not seen anywhere else on the planet.Originally posted by scooterscot View Postno you haven't
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Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, toffee-nosed, maloderous, pervert!!!"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Why thou globe of sinful continents, what a life dost thou lead!Originally posted by DaveB View PostShut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, toffee-nosed, maloderous, pervert!!!"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Sense sure you have, else could you not have motion; but sure that sense is apoplex'd.Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostWhy thou globe of sinful continents, what a life dost thou lead!Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
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[Thou art] a very superficial, ignorant, unweighing fellow.Originally posted by threaded View PostSense sure you have, else could you not have motion; but sure that sense is apoplex'd."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Were I like thee I'd throw away myselfOriginally posted by threaded View PostSense sure you have, else could you not have motion; but sure that sense is apoplex'd.Comment
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You shall stifle in your own report,Originally posted by Cliphead View PostWere I like thee I'd throw away myself
and smell of calumny"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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I think thou wast created for men to breath themselves upon thee.Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostYou shall stifle in your own report,
and smell of calumnyComment
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