What did you have(or are you having or will you have) for breakfast today?
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Breakfast
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Eh? "Where did you have for breakfast today"?
It's a bit early for hitting the hard stuff BP. Pace yourself, man!
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Caf next door, 4 toast & marmite, thick black tarry coffee.
Just the ticket.Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek
That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay
Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - CyberghoulComment
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Cup of green tea
Cup of coffee
Powerbar with coconut/vanilla taste."Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."Comment
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2 brown toast, extra butter
teaI didn't say it was your ******* fault, I said I was blaming you!Comment
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Branflakes today.....
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
CUK University Challenge Champions 2010Comment
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Marks and Spencer natural probiotic yogurt with crunchy sultana granula. Feck this diet. Back to bacon and egg sandwich tomorrow.Illegitimus non carborundum est!Comment
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In the kitchen downstairs.
Bacon & Sausage butty cooked for me by my other half while I was still asleep.Still InvoicingComment
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Are you on the bench, disabled, lying or AndyW?Last edited by Flubster; 14 May 2008, 08:28.Illegitimus non carborundum est!Comment
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