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If I were looking for a fast showy 2-seater sports car...

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    #41
    SLK is the one for me.

    http://www.mercedesforum.com/models/...-SLK-Class.jpg

    Although I prefer the SL:

    http://www.lemonlawvehicle.com/wordp..._sl_65_amg.jpg

    A bit pricey mind.

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      #42
      The SL looks good because the demensions are right, the SLK is too squashed and cute therefore no man can get away with driving one
      The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

      But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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        #43
        Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
        Although I prefer the SL:

        http://www.lemonlawvehicle.com/wordp..._sl_65_amg.jpg

        A bit pricey mind.
        Looks like the driver is a .netter, eh DP.

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          #44
          Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
          Looks like the driver is a .netter, eh DP.
          Yes he's certainly netted himself a nice motor..

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            #45
            From the Torygraph's mouth

            Is your car more Rock Hudson than Mel Gibson? Measure up your motor with Pierre and Jeff's guide to camp cars, judged according to their originality, innovation, design, unconventionality and success with gay motorists

            Gayest
            Peugeot 206 CC - 10/10

            Very gay

            Smart City Coupé and Cabrio - 9/10
            New VW Beetle - 9/10
            MINI - 9/10
            Mercedes SLK - 8/10

            Just gay enough

            Lancia Y - 7/10
            Jeep Wrangler - 7/10
            VW Golf - 7/10
            BMW Z4 - 7/10
            Bentley Arnage convertible - 7/10
            Porsche Boxster - 7/10
            Audi TT - 6/10
            Renault Avantime - 6/10

            Gay for pay

            Chrysler PT Cruiser - 5/10
            Jaguar XK8/XKR - 5/10
            New Nissan Micra - 3/10
            Rolls-Royce - 3/10
            Range Rover - 3/10
            Rover 75 - 3/10
            Lexus SC 430 - 3/10

            Raging heterosexuals

            Lamborgini Murciélago - 2/10
            Ferrari Enzo - 2/10
            Alfa Romeo - 2/10
            Ford Mondeo - 1/10
            White van - 0/10
            Truck - 0/10 (the Yorkie trucker-themed ads - tagline "big enough for you, and your mate" - didn't run in France, accounting for the skewed rating)
            Hummer H2 - 0/10
            Mercedes G-Wagen - 0/10
            Honda Jazz - 0/10

            Cars to 'out'

            Audi A3
            Chrysler PT Cruiser
            Fiat Multipla
            Ford Puma
            Honda HR-V
            Suzuki Jimni

            Asexual cars

            All Citroëns apart from the C3, and the super-straight award goes to the C5. Peugeot 406/607/807. All Daewoos, Skodas and Hyundais except the Coupé. Vauxhall Vectra and Zafira. Mercedes E-class. Honda Accord. Nissan Primera. Fiat Marea. Seat Alhambra. Renault Scénic (gets a special super-straight mention) apart from the RX4. Chrysler Voyager. Mazda 626.
            The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

            But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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              #46
              Which car do you think the man in my av drives BP?
              Last edited by Lucy; 13 May 2008, 15:17. Reason: problem

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                #47
                Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                From the Torygraph's mouth

                Is your car more Rock Hudson than Mel Gibson? Measure up your motor with Pierre and Jeff's guide to camp cars, judged according to their originality, innovation, design, unconventionality and success with gay motorists

                Gayest
                Peugeot 206 CC - 10/10

                Very gay

                Smart City Coupé and Cabrio - 9/10
                New VW Beetle - 9/10
                MINI - 9/10
                Mercedes SLK - 8/10

                Just gay enough

                Lancia Y - 7/10
                Jeep Wrangler - 7/10
                VW Golf - 7/10
                BMW Z4 - 7/10
                Bentley Arnage convertible - 7/10
                Porsche Boxster - 7/10
                Audi TT - 6/10
                Renault Avantime - 6/10

                Gay for pay

                Chrysler PT Cruiser - 5/10
                Jaguar XK8/XKR - 5/10
                New Nissan Micra - 3/10
                Rolls-Royce - 3/10
                Range Rover - 3/10
                Rover 75 - 3/10
                Lexus SC 430 - 3/10

                Raging heterosexuals

                Lamborgini Murciélago - 2/10
                Ferrari Enzo - 2/10
                Alfa Romeo - 2/10
                Ford Mondeo - 1/10
                White van - 0/10
                Truck - 0/10 (the Yorkie trucker-themed ads - tagline "big enough for you, and your mate" - didn't run in France, accounting for the skewed rating)
                Hummer H2 - 0/10
                Mercedes G-Wagen - 0/10
                Honda Jazz - 0/10

                Cars to 'out'

                Audi A3
                Chrysler PT Cruiser
                Fiat Multipla
                Ford Puma
                Honda HR-V
                Suzuki Jimni

                Asexual cars

                All Citroëns apart from the C3, and the super-straight award goes to the C5. Peugeot 406/607/807. All Daewoos, Skodas and Hyundais except the Coupé. Vauxhall Vectra and Zafira. Mercedes E-class. Honda Accord. Nissan Primera. Fiat Marea. Seat Alhambra. Renault Scénic (gets a special super-straight mention) apart from the RX4. Chrysler Voyager. Mazda 626.

                Why are you reading articles for gay men?

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                  Why are you reading articles for gay men?

                  Because I put "Mercedes SLK" into google
                  The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                  But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                    #49
                    1930s Morgan Super Sports. Looks ace, and is an amazing drive. Last time I looked, about £14k - oh, just checked, now about £30k - sorry, I have wasted your time. Why not just paint lots of fags and booze logos on your current car? Cheap and very effective for attracting the ladies.

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